Q: What's a blonde's favorite wine?
A: 'Daddy! can I go to Miami!'

Q: What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?
A: She turned it over and used the other side.

Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?
A: Blow in her ear.

Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
A: There are some things even a blonde won't do.

Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 9/10 of accidents occur around the home?
A: She moved.

Q: Why do blondes look up and smile at lightning?
A: They think someone is taking their picture.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a trampoline?
A: You take your shoes off before you jump on a trampoline!

Q: Why do blondes have square breasts?
A: Because they forgot to take the tissues out of the box!

Q: What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
A: You keep hearing about them, but never see any.

Q: Why can't blondes count to 70?
A: Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

Q: What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?
A: Some traffic signs say stop.

Q: What did the blonde customer say to the waitress when reading her nametag?
A: 'Mary... that's cute. What did you name the other one?'

Q: Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?
A: The noise gave her a headache.

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a 747?
A: Not everyone has been in a 747.

Q: What do blondes say after sex?
A: 'Thanks, guys!'

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