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    Category : Blonde
    Rating : 2.96
    Contributor : blueyedame
    Type : T
    Q: What's a blonde's favorite wine?
    A: 'Daddy! can I go to Miami!'

    Q: What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?
    A: She turned it over and used the other side.

    Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?
    A: Blow in her ear.

    Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
    A: There are some things even a blonde won't do.

    Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 9/10 of accidents occur around the home?
    A: She moved.

    Q: Why do blondes look up and smile at lightning?
    A: They think someone is taking their picture.

    Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a trampoline?
    A: You take your shoes off before you jump on a trampoline!

    Q: Why do blondes have square breasts?
    A: Because they forgot to take the tissues out of the box!

    Q: What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
    A: You keep hearing about them, but never see any.

    Q: Why can't blondes count to 70?
    A: Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

    Q: What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?
    A: Some traffic signs say stop.

    Q: What did the blonde customer say to the waitress when reading her nametag?
    A: 'Mary... that's cute. What did you name the other one?'

    Q: Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?
    A: The noise gave her a headache.

    Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a 747?
    A: Not everyone has been in a 747.

    Q: What do blondes say after sex?
    A: 'Thanks, guys!'

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