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    Home Depot Security Alert
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    Category : Misc
    Rating : 3.27
    Contributor : blueyedame
    Type : T
    > A "heads up" for those of you who may be regular
    > Home Depot customers.
    > Over the last month I became a victim of a clever
    > Scam while out shopping.
    > Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to
    > be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think
    > It couldn't happen to you!
    > Here's how the scam works:
    > Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come
    > over to your car as you are packing your shopping
    > into the trunk.
    > They both start wiping your windshield with a rag
    > and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of
    > their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to
    > look.
    > When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say
    > "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home
    > Depot.
    > You agree and they get in the back seat.
    > On the way, they start having sex with each other.
    > Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and
    > performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals
    > your wallet.
    > I had my wallet stolen October 4th, 9th, 10th, twice
    > on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th. Also November 1st,
    > 3rd, twice on the 7th, three times just yesterday
    > and very likely again this upcoming weekend.
    > So be careful.

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