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Home Depot Security Alert
Category : Misc|
Rating : 3.27
Type : T
| > A "heads up" for those of you who may be regular
> Home Depot customers.
> Over the last month I became a victim of a clever
> Scam while out shopping.
> Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to
> be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think
> It couldn't happen to you!
> Here's how the scam works:
> Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come
> over to your car as you are packing your shopping
> into the trunk.
> They both start wiping your windshield with a rag
> and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of
> their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to
> When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say
> "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home
> You agree and they get in the back seat.
> On the way, they start having sex with each other.
> Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and
> performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals
> your wallet.
> I had my wallet stolen October 4th, 9th, 10th, twice
> on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th. Also November 1st,
> 3rd, twice on the 7th, three times just yesterday
> and very likely again this upcoming weekend.
> So be careful.