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    Its against the law
    Joke Info
    Category : Relationships
    Rating : 3.70
    Contributor : blueyedame
    Type : T
    Subject: It's against the law
    >
    > A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy,
    > right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said,
    >
    > "I would like to buy some cyanide."
    >
    > The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
    >
    > The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
    >
    > The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy!
    > I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's
    > against the law!
    > I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail!
    > All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have
    > any cyanide!"
    >
    > The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture
    > of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
    >
    > The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied,
    >
    > "Well now. That's different. You didn't tell me you had a
    > prescription."
    >

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