Subject: It's against the law
>
> A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy,
> right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said,
>
> "I would like to buy some cyanide."
>
> The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
>
> The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
>
> The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy!
> I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's
> against the law!
> I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail!
> All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have
> any cyanide!"
>
> The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture
> of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
>
> The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied,
>
> "Well now. That's different. You didn't tell me you had a
> prescription."
>

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