Category : Relationships Rating : 3.55 Contributor : blueyedame Type : T
>>There are always two ways to look at everything, I guess.
>>A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant
>>husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as
>>alone at a nearby table.
>>The wife asks, "Do you know her?"
>>"Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-girlfriend. I understand
>>to drinking right after we split up seven years ago and I hear
>>hasn't been sober since."
>>"My God!" says the wife, "Who would think a person could go on
>>celebrating that long?"